Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
a couple of these i thought were hell of funny.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
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